Holly shit! Seems like that Billy Gates person’s Macrosoft is pretty good in wagging it’s tail to whatever the Jobs guy says or does. Latest in the sea of breath-taking announcements that follows Apple’s league is how Macrosoft is gonna offer DRM-free music from it’s Zune music stores (or whatever the hell it’s called). Can’t they just make up their minds for this once?? Just until last month they were all oh-so gaga over DRM, and now they claim they have been talking to the “record labels ‘for some time now’ about offering unprotected music on its Zune players in an effort to meet the needs of its customers”?

I mean whatever those hippies at DefectiveByDesign have been claiming bout the perils of DRMed content, I never bought any of that nonsense. In fact, last week the blokes over there got so excited after the Apple/EMI announcement that they emailed me to lemme know how they’ll send a DefectiveByDesign T-shirt to that Jobs person as a token of appreciation for his support. Of course I always have better things to do in life like read the breaking stories at Onion. I mean who knew that the “Area Man Just Wants to Throw One Good Punch in His Life,” finally. Now thats what I call news with some global relevance. Adios!!