Death Cab for Cutie is weird name for a band I tell ya. In my hay days I’d have looked for more info regarding the 4Ws and an H w.r.t. that name, but I’ve grown quite lazy. Many thanks to the likes of Texstar and the for-the-lazy-bums operating systems they designed. It’s only a matter of time before I get all spoiled with the only-a-click-away attitude.
At work it’s a frustrating experience to use a completely alien and difficult environment for your workstation. Man I only wanted to access dictionary.com, what are these weirdo-ass looking smileys staring at me for? Ooh, a pop-up. Damn u mother fucker, like when did I order for ya’ll to give me a visit? As if trying to make a page out of the shitty stories these so-called reporters file wasn’t enough.
Billy dude… how can ya charge for some lousy-ass software man? I wouldn’t even work on it if provided free of charge. Maybe that’s why you recruited that Stevie “FUD” Balmer dude to do all the hard work. I mean it sure does take a lot of energy to come of up with a new FUD concept every few days. Tells how he got all cheesed off working on that for-not-so-lazy-bums operating system in his hay days, hard working bloke that he is.
It’s about time some lazy-ass son of a bitch like me gets a bit not-so-lazy this one fine day, and starts a consultancy to promote the for-the-lazy-bums operating systems. I’m telling ya s/he can sure make a helluva lot of dough out of the experiences of being lazy all this while.
What else? Adios!!


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